NL secretly tape records Fresno Falcon blogger about their ...

It's on. Yes, the biggest sports rivalry the Central Valley has seen in years is in a region of washed up football memories. No, Frank Gifford won't be around to talk about the cracked and weathered old Bakersfield Memorial Stadium or his aged football tales of the Bakersfield Junior Rose Bowl Renegades. Forget Bakersfield-Taft. That's ancient history. There won't be any Fresno State Bulldogs doing any pissing and moaning about their big tackling of the PAC-10, unless it's squirting on newspapers on their own turf.

This is a hockey rivalry that doesn't show off local talent, but international talent in two premiere ice hockey teams from the ECHL: The Bakersfield Condors against the Fresno Falcons. Local Fresno chicken bird blogger, Mike Seay, who deleted an entire interview with me over this seasonal rivalry is already talking smack. Yes, Mike, I know you have been deleting all my calls to Dorktown because you're a Bakersfield hater. In a secret taperecorded meeting I have clear audio of Mikie saying, "I would be surprised if the Fresno cluckers could win the second round. All the Fresno players have been drinking Vodka like Kool-Aid, and sleeping with the mascot. Why? Because they fear the Central Valley's true hockey predator, the Condors. In fact, we can't even get the ruts out of the ice in our big carnival side show Save Mart Center... and our coach is really a woman... hey, is that a recorder pen??"

"Oh no. This is just a regular old pen."

"By the way, stop calling in to my show, Nick."

"Why, so you can keep deleting them you dirty rotten Fresno of the big NO!?"

"Hey, quit calling us the 'NO' you armpitville fag."

"Piece of farmtown shit! You're in the armpit too!"

"Heehaw hick!"

"Fresno Famous butt licker!"

"That's it! It's on!"

"OH you know it, asshole!"

Condors in 7.